Just follow the obvious yellow sign that says "To Observatory"... Assuming you can even read.

Refrain from touching anything, everything here cost a thousand bits.

Did you know the whole website is 99% no JavaScript? This page is 100%! I know you schizo cavemans don't allow JS for "security reasons".

I'm a wizard, you're a "Wizard"; we are nothing alike.

You seem like someone who claps when the plane lands.

Falling from the sky must've given you some extreme brain damage.

I better not see you weirdos doing some shapes near my pool.

The word "Mare" is considered evil in some backward parts of our world.

You flew all the way here and you're spending time staring at a wizard?

Please shower. This is not a suggestion.

My hat alone costs more than your entire convention budget.

The lobby is down the hall and to the left.